Saturday, November 17, 2007

WE ARE COOL - - GIVE US MONEY

Welcome to our first blog post. it's been 7 long years since this band was conceived in a dark, musty beercan-filled shed in the cotton feilds of North Mississippi..... Since then we have criss-crossed the country multiple times, passed out thousands of shitty handcrafted demos, seen a dozen people pass through our ranks as members, angered and enraged everyone that has crossed our path and continued to amuse ourselves by wallowing in dumbness and retardation....and if you're one of the handful of people that actually get the joke, CONGRATULATIONS! You've successfully wasted your time thinking our stupid band matters at all.

So if you're so convinced that we are worth your attention, you can get the new BURN THE MASSES album, "Blast Humanity" on Threaten Mainstream Records, with credit card or paypal here:

www.threatenmainstream.com/store/blast-humanity-p-180.html

Or if you prefer old school snail mail, send a postal money order or well-concealed cash to:

BTM c/o Scott Griggs
1885 West Irwin Ave.
Tunica, MS 38676


Lots of big news coming up.... yet another album in the works, another US tour, new members joining etc. Stay tuned...

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